New favorite wikipedia sentence from George Sassoon. "He was noted for his prodigious linguistic ability, learning languages which included Serbo-Croat, Hebrew, Aramaic and Klingon. "
Another favorite: "He uses Sting almost exclusively, except on official documents. In a press conference, he once jokingly stated that even his children call him "Sting.""
"On one occasion, Stompanato stormed onto a movie set in the UK and pointed a gun at actor Sean Connery, her costar in Another Time, Another Place, only to have Connery take the gun from him, beat him, and force him from the movie set. Stompanato was deported for this offense, as handguns were (and are) illegal in the UK"